Do you have a twitter? If not, get a twitter.
Anonymous

i haven’t used it for a year or so but i could get back on there eventually

Im from Ohio and that's kinda close to Pennsylvania come kiss me!!
Anonymous

ohio is at least 7 hours away and that is not close smh. we better do more than kiss„

wendys has the best chicken nuggets

true. unless we’re counting chick-fil-a as fastfood. cause then we have an automatic champion of everything.

Okkay so lets say you could only have sex with three of these things for the rest of your life.. Which three would you chose?: 1. A hollowed out tree stump 2. A bowl of spaghetti (tomatoe sauce on the noodles) 3. A bundle of candy canes 4. Chapstick 5. A loaf of bread (multigrain/wheat) 6. An umbrella 7. A candle of your choice (cannot be unscented)
Anonymous

this worries me. go outside.

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

babylizard:

babylizard:

babylizard:

babylizard:

easter baby :+)

ATTN: you have been visited by the easter lizard.
1 like: the easter lizard will grant you good luck `for a year
1 reblog: the easter lizard will come to you in a dream and grant you one wish

can we get this to 10 thousand notes? a hundred thousand? let’s find out

scraggy is gaining too much power. he has developed omnipotence and x-ray vision. he is too powerful. we can’t stop him

babylizard:

babylizard:

babylizard:

babylizard:

easter baby :+)

ATTN: you have been visited by the easter lizard.

1 like: the easter lizard will grant you good luck `for a year

1 reblog: the easter lizard will come to you in a dream and grant you one wish

can we get this to 10 thousand notes? a hundred thousand? let’s find out

scraggy is gaining too much power. he has developed omnipotence and x-ray vision. he is too powerful. we can’t stop him

tonymohawk:

which fastfood place has the best fries

i think it’s wendys but idk

which fastfood place has the best fries

beesmygod:

when will videogames figure out that a good majority of gamers would unironically buy more games if the protag was a gun wielding grandma